timelords-detectives-and-hunters:
Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”
me: “Fine, thanks.”
Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.
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Like for Chair Covers
Reblog for Important Ghost Meeting
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Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn
So creative
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Me whenever I hear someone talk positively about their significant other
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“Im literally dying.” Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
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the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
this is like a book
(via hotboyproblems)
This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍
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Most popular fast food restaurants by US state.
can’t believe that if only new mexico voted, sonic would be president
(Source: Business Insider, via ugly)
